Plumpness. {Update}

Right, so in a post in September I said that I saw a really fat raccoon in my back yard. Riiiight. Correction: it's actually a ridiculously fat groundhog. Possibly the fattest groundhog in the tri-state region. I mean, he's so big, he WADDLED. When I opened the back door he waddled away to the shrubs, and he paused for a breather. I mean, he MADE SWISHING SOUNDS IN THE GRASS. Plumpness. PLUMP I tell you. I *love* him. Just thought you should know.