1. The amount of time between Snow White's wish for true love & the moment she meets him? 51.2 seconds.
(Dear Disney: Between the aforementioned scene and the way Ariel's hair looks underwater, you have given me some seriously unrealistic expectations. You sit on a throne of lies. You smell like beef and cheese. Kthxbye.)
2. The fact that a Google search for ["snow white" friend woodland] will yield "about 278,000" results in 0.22 seconds.
Now, did you see the asterisk in the title? It's important. It should be read like this:
"I Want to be Snow White *with a better dress, a Prince Charming whose name isn't Prince Charming, and a voice that is less akin to Betty Boop..."
So, what am I going to do about this? See for yourself.
4 Responses to “I Want to be Snow White*...”
"You smell like beef and cheese. Kthxbye"
HAHAHAH this is perfect!
Somehow I feel like all of the Disney princess have animals flock to them. What is that about?
I love when they make fun on that in Enchanted and she sings and calls all the NYC sewer rats and pigeons to her.
oh.my.goodness. my mouth literally dropped open when I got to the deer photos. amazing.
bahaha sarah - i love that scene!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9B_JPa4TKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAsG__XjU8Q
i want to marry that rachel weisz photo! it's amazing!
AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH THOSE DEER AGAIN!!!!!
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