...And why didn't I take any photos of Kate? Grr.)
an uproarious game of Who What Where When Why...
(heheheh yeah my stomach hurt after laughing at a few of these...)
Will Turner, the best looking pirate ever, tiptoed precariously over eggshells in the dimly lit parking lot of the BMV, after the cantaloupe went bad and gave off a rank odor, because, despite popular opinion, if it feels good, you shouldn't necessarily do it.
Leroy Brown deafened the crowd with yells of glee in the sale aisle at the local Goodwill store, after Midnight Madness, because... well, if you don't understand by now, then what's the point of going any further?
Kenny Chesney, in a tiger suit, hula-hooped in the frozen tundra, after the Yellow House bible study, because, when you think about it, who DOESN'T love the Disney Channel?
An excited yet mostly anxious Lindsay Orrison attacked a kleptomaniac crocodile on Lindsay's left knee, in the twinkling of an eye, because mold was taking over the universe.
Captain Jack played Old MacDonald on his kazoo next to several recently emptied bottles of rum, when his feet began to twitch uncontrollably because rain puddles sometimes come to life and trip small boys.
Tweety drowned happily in a vat of pad thai, directly next to the almost empty bottle of Bailey's, after skinny dipping in a large puddle by the high school parking lot, because there was nothing left to do.
Underwear inspector #438 chewed on some cherry pie on a desert island, after another crazy party, because they were trying to make life a musical.
The minister's cat, who was really an egg, did cartwheels underground after the best Hanson concert ever, because she is such a ho.
An amazingly efficient Julie Grubbs was riding a tricycle on top of a mammoth on those stupid Waldo maps that have so many people on them, many of them whom are wearing similar outfits as his, making it extremely difficult to find him (grr...), 'til the break of dawn in the early mawn, because Chelsea put sugar in her chili.
Troy Bolton did the charleston, enthusiastically but poorly, in the chocolate factory after Harry Potter's cameo in the movie, because Lindsay's shirt was just too cute.
The Who's down in Whoville stalked the Hanson tour bus diligently, next to a young hot thang on the subway, before the Irish dancing catastrophe, due to the increasing number of egg references in this game.
Your mother (that's right - YOUR mother), falsely accused Ellie of drinking the rest of the Bailey's, at Beck Chapel right after getting off a bus, because they couldn't get hobbit.
Kate Yoder, after screaming so loudly it caused everyone in the room to have a small heart attack, vandalized the neighbor's Christmas decorations, under an overhead projector in room 4B of the IU library, after realizing she actually couldn't sing like Troy Bolton, because ain't no mountain high enough.
(and the first place winner of the night:)
Adolf Hitler (don't worry, not THAT Adolf Hitler), shaved most of this hair off, leaving only a horizontal mohawk, on top of an oversized dish rag, right after if was his turn at minister's cat and all he could think of was "egg," because his ears stuck out.
One response to “The First Annual Yellow House Christmas Party...”
why is this STILL FUNNY!?!?!??!?!?!
egg.
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